Sports 2

So today I was being anti-sports again. I always tell him that after the game is over, nothing really changes about the world or anything, really, except for the sport. So this was our conversation.

Ben: USA panama gold cup final
Ben: aw yieah
Ben: still 0-0 in the 63rd minute though
Palmer: That's why soccer is stupid.
Ben: USA scored now though!!
Palmer: Oh, that's so exciting.
Palmer: What do you think will happen when the game is over?
Ben: I'll still hate you! 

Sports

Palmer: I should stop trying to be all anti-sports
Palmer: Or at least stop trying to impose it on you guys.Ben: No no, impose your will on us.
Ben: By all means!

Breakfast

I was bored at home and Ben wasn't up yet at 11 in the morning, so instead of dragging him out of bed, I baited him out of bed with breakfast. I brought him eggs with cilantro sauce on them with a glass of milk on the side. There were also orange slices.

Palmer: Good morrrrrrning Ben! 

Ben pulled his covers over his face.

Palmer: I made you breakfast. It's eggs with yummy cilantro sauce on it.

He groaned.

Ben: I'm fasting, you idiot.
Palmer: Oh, man. I'm sorry.
Ben: Haha I'm just kidding. 
Palmer: Oh, good. I cut up some orange slices for you, too.
Ben: Guuuuuh. I'm allergic!

He is not allergic.