Your Mom Is Poison Ivy

Ben dreads poison ivy more than anything else. We were talking about how Clint Johnson got it and we got talking about how Kim was very nice for taking care of Clint.

Ben: ewwwwwwwww im looking at poison ivy on wikipedia and it shows pictures of blistering from it ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ben: i would rather there was no poison ivy in the world than anything else ever
(Inbetween chat)
Ben: man if i had it on the pioneer trek i'd kill myself

Palmer: Exactly!!!

Palmer: Kim is thinking of letting [Clint] go for just today and then picking him up tonight.

Palmer: She is such a good mom.

Ben: your mom's a good mom
(pause)

Ben: that was meant to be a your mom joke

Ben: not like

Ben: saying actually your mom's a good mom

Ben: although im sure she is!

Ben: ahhh

Ben: this is going downhill
Palmer: I'm putting that on the blog.

Ben: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Ben: veto

Ben: she could read that!

Palmer: But...

Palmer: You're not insulting her!

Palmer: It's obvious that a your mom joke just turned the wrong way.

Palmer: It's so funny!

Ben: your mom is funny

Reset Button

So we were playing on the N64 and it froze (not unexpected from an N64) and so I went to push the reset button on the N64. Ben stares at me for the longest time as if I did something unknown to him. After staring at me, he spoke to me as if I did something despicable:

Ben: Did you just press the RESET BUTTON?!?!

Ben: Why would you EVER press the reset button?!

I fell over and laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe. He told me that the only amateurs that don't know anything about N64s press the reset button. Hahahaha