Sports 2

So today I was being anti-sports again. I always tell him that after the game is over, nothing really changes about the world or anything, really, except for the sport. So this was our conversation.

Ben: USA panama gold cup final
Ben: aw yieah
Ben: still 0-0 in the 63rd minute though
Palmer: That's why soccer is stupid.
Ben: USA scored now though!!
Palmer: Oh, that's so exciting.
Palmer: What do you think will happen when the game is over?
Ben: I'll still hate you! 

Sports

Palmer: I should stop trying to be all anti-sports
Palmer: Or at least stop trying to impose it on you guys.Ben: No no, impose your will on us.
Ben: By all means!

Breakfast

I was bored at home and Ben wasn't up yet at 11 in the morning, so instead of dragging him out of bed, I baited him out of bed with breakfast. I brought him eggs with cilantro sauce on them with a glass of milk on the side. There were also orange slices.

Palmer: Good morrrrrrning Ben! 

Ben pulled his covers over his face.

Palmer: I made you breakfast. It's eggs with yummy cilantro sauce on it.

He groaned.

Ben: I'm fasting, you idiot.
Palmer: Oh, man. I'm sorry.
Ben: Haha I'm just kidding. 
Palmer: Oh, good. I cut up some orange slices for you, too.
Ben: Guuuuuh. I'm allergic!

He is not allergic.

Your Mom Is Poison Ivy

Ben dreads poison ivy more than anything else. We were talking about how Clint Johnson got it and we got talking about how Kim was very nice for taking care of Clint.

Ben: ewwwwwwwww im looking at poison ivy on wikipedia and it shows pictures of blistering from it ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ben: i would rather there was no poison ivy in the world than anything else ever
(Inbetween chat)
Ben: man if i had it on the pioneer trek i'd kill myself

Palmer: Exactly!!!

Palmer: Kim is thinking of letting [Clint] go for just today and then picking him up tonight.

Palmer: She is such a good mom.

Ben: your mom's a good mom
(pause)

Ben: that was meant to be a your mom joke

Ben: not like

Ben: saying actually your mom's a good mom

Ben: although im sure she is!

Ben: ahhh

Ben: this is going downhill
Palmer: I'm putting that on the blog.

Ben: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Ben: veto

Ben: she could read that!

Palmer: But...

Palmer: You're not insulting her!

Palmer: It's obvious that a your mom joke just turned the wrong way.

Palmer: It's so funny!

Ben: your mom is funny

Reset Button

So we were playing on the N64 and it froze (not unexpected from an N64) and so I went to push the reset button on the N64. Ben stares at me for the longest time as if I did something unknown to him. After staring at me, he spoke to me as if I did something despicable:

Ben: Did you just press the RESET BUTTON?!?!

Ben: Why would you EVER press the reset button?!

I fell over and laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe. He told me that the only amateurs that don't know anything about N64s press the reset button. Hahahaha

Very Punny

Palmer: Hey, which should I learn next, world capitals, or periodic table?
Ben: CAPITALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Palmer: Really?
Palmer: Oh.
Palmer: Haha. I get it.

Ben: oh i didnt even mean for that to be punny!

Ben: sweet

Ben: im awesome

Orangutan

Ben: Greg Devore asked me for your cell number on facebook chat, but I didn't see it til he had logged off.
Palmer: S'okay, he reached me.
Ben: Yeah, I'll bet he did.
Ben: He has long arms.